Let me tell you my recent story...
I was at IKEA, a shop u should know... (http://www.ikea.com/).
I was looking for some chairs... and I suddenly saw this :
I was alone and fucking aggroed
And, because I was in shopping gear
... I died!
Now I'm a ghost
and nobody wanna tell me where I can find a Phoenix
IKEA is a dangerous island
Here's the proof!!!
They have the crab